Holy Spam?

(pardon me while I rant)

Every few years I have to change email accounts due to spam. This drives me nuts. My last e-address became over run with porn spam because of my over use of...well, porn. I have changed my ways in that regard and changed my e-address. Now I'm getting the other kind. The ever so evil capitalist spam. Just before my re-conversion to the faith, I tried to start an online business and in doing so sent my e-mail to various companies in hopes of getting it off the ground. Good Lord!! In the words of Homer Simpson,"Doh"! This new flood of crap is just as bad. Instead of lust being tossed in my face, the new e-temptation is greed. Credit cards, quickie loans, get rich quick, catch up with the Jones's in no time, no money down, yadda, yadda, yadda....AHHHH!!!

Ok... got that off my chest.

So, what I really want to know is, where is all the Holy Spam? How come some enterprising young seminarian, scary Mormon missionary, Jehovah Witless person, protestant e-evangelist or web savvy church ladies haven't jumped on this yet? Or have I just not run across it? Are people of faith just not rude enough for this approach? This is spam I may even read( before I delete it), just to see what view their pushing. Gads, I may even respond if the Spirit moves me to! Belive me, if I knew how to do something like this ,I would. Really. Except , of course, I would spam the pornographers, the money changers and the e-carpet baggers. Joy! Joy!

But thats just my own rightious opinion, if you don't like it, sue me. Just get that Jesus spam a spam'n.